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ob was burdened with a debilitating Pittsburgh accent. Even his parrot, a malevolent African grey named Chaucer, shared this affliction.
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Spiney was cursed with an even more insidious character flaw: She was an optimist with a prickly nickname.
Bob and Spiney were not alone in their subterranean suffering.
There was Chaucer, the Pittsburgh parrot, and Sydney, a cocky cockatoo who spent most of his days hatching schemes to escape from his gilded cage to kill Bob and Spiney in their sleep.
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Sydney was a conniving cockatoo.
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