Tie
one on our Christmas tree ...
Who:
The Benz and Edge's
What:
Our 12th annual Christmas tree desecration party, in which
assorted stooges put homemade, stupendously cool decorations on
our unsuspecting evergreen. We have only one rule: You CAN'T buy
the decoration. Also, remember that children are invited to the
party. Ornaments should be rated "G" or "PG."
Where:
11517 Hardin Valley Road. I-40 to Campbell Station Road exit. North
on Campbell Station road until it Ts. Go left at the T on Hardin
Valley Road. Our house is exactly 1/10th mile on the righthand side
of the road. We'll have it lit up, but watch closely. It can be
tough to spot.
Or if you prefer, head north on Pellissippi, take the Hardin Valley
Road exit, then head west (toward Pellissippi State) for 2.4 miles.
The house will be on the right. Map?
Lost? Call 691-7731.
Important:
If it is raining the night of the party, park at Sims store. You
can't miss it. It's on the right as you head to our house, next
to Hardin Valley Elementary School. We'll be running a shuttle to
the party to avoid a repeat of last year's parking swamp.
When:
Saturday, Dec. 8 at 7 p.m. Children are welcome.
Why:
Why not, wise guy?
How:
Make your own decoration. We'll have beer, Spiney's infamous margaritas,
non-alcoholic beverages and vats of steaming green chile. Extra
beverages and/or food will be welcome but aren't required.
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